|
The Nester Lou & Slim
Knackers Show our first Theatre Restaurant Show was a sellout.
Merri-May Gill & Simon Mellor... Energy, Sarcasm &
Witt...
 By Day Merri-May Gill
& Simon Mellor gave us the disgusting smelly green things a
highly inappropriate kids show about bum noises and boogies,
with stand out hit song " Fling your boogie". By night a country
knockout "Nester Lou & Slim Knackers show" to quote.
"Nester Lou burst onto the country music scene
like a blazing supernova in the western sky. There is much
speculation and wild innuendo surrounding Nester’s genesis. The
Bing Bang hypothesis remains popular but some old school theorists
postulate that only a benevolent God can create perfection. Nester
continues to neither confirm nor rebuff this rampant conjecture and
simply states that she is driven only by an uncompromising desire
to reach her own country music nirvana (or nestervana).
Some have dared to suggest that she is a former shop assistant
from a small rural community in western New South Wales. (Legal
injunctions and restraining orders against said persons
pending) Always one to look inwards, not outwards, the
enigmatic starlet is not backwards in coming forwards; attributing
her success to keeping her sights set firmly upwards and not
looking sideways or downwards.
Coupled with a keen sense of her own importance and possibly
some delusional cognitive distortions, Nester shines in the
night sky like a disused Soviet satellite re-entering the
atmosphere. And like the black hole she is, Nester will soak up the
background radiation of your love and bask in the ultra-violet rays
of your adoration; She is bigger than the rings around Uranus, the
centre of her own ever expanding galaxy, She’s the brightest
burning star on the country music event horizon; She is the new
country music queen of the cosmos." | 