Sat. Oct. 23rd Poetry with Noel Cislowski
Noel is one of Australia’s foremost performers of Australian Bush Ballads and the works of CJ Dennis and recently was awarded a Fellowship from the AMEB for his performances. He also h More...
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By day - The smelly green things - by night - Country Punk

The Nester Lou & Slim Knackers Show our first Theatre Restaurant Show was a sellout. Merri-May Gill & Simon Mellor... Energy, Sarcasm & Witt...

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Tam2007posterpic.jpgBy Day Merri-May Gill & Simon Mellor gave us the disgusting smelly green things a highly inappropriate kids show about  bum noises and boogies, with stand out hit song " Fling your boogie". By night a country knockout "Nester Lou & Slim Knackers show" to quote.

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"Nester Lou burst onto the country music scene like a blazing supernova in the western sky. There is much speculation and wild innuendo surrounding Nester’s genesis. The Bing Bang hypothesis remains popular but some old school theorists postulate that only a benevolent God can create perfection. Nester continues to neither confirm nor rebuff this rampant conjecture and simply states that she is driven only by an uncompromising desire to reach her own country music nirvana (or nestervana).

Some have dared to suggest that she is a former shop assistant from a small rural community in western New South Wales. (Legal injunctions and restraining orders against said persons pending) Always one to look inwards, not outwards, the enigmatic starlet is not backwards in coming forwards; attributing her success to keeping her sights set firmly upwards and not looking sideways or downwards.   

Coupled with a keen sense of her own importance and possibly some  delusional cognitive distortions, Nester shines in the night sky like a disused Soviet satellite re-entering the atmosphere. And like the black hole she is, Nester will soak up the background radiation of your love and bask in the ultra-violet rays of your adoration; She is bigger than the rings around Uranus, the centre of her own ever expanding galaxy, She’s the brightest burning star on the country music event horizon; She is the new country music queen of the cosmos."